Wednesday, August 18, 2004

You can't say nuclear, and that really scares me...

A poem composed of actual quotes from our president. (generally credited to "Washington Post writer Richard Thompson)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

MAKE THE PIE HIGHER
by George W. Bush

I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
and potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?

They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope, where our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!

More brilliance...

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we," he said. "They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." Washington, D.C. 08.05.04

"More Muslims have died at the hands of killers than—I say more Muslims—a lot of Muslims have died—I don't know the exact count—at Istanbul. Look at these different places around the world where there's been tremendous death and destruction because killers kill."—George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 29, 2004

"As you know, these are open forums, you're able to come and listen to what I have to say." --George W. Bush, 10.28.03.

"Security is the essential roadblock to achieving the road map to peace."
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George W. Bush, July 25, 2003

"I think the American people I hope the American I don't think, let me I hope the American people trust me." - Washington, D.C., Dec. 18, 2002

"There's an old...saying in Tennessee...I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee that says Fool me once...(3 second pause)... Shame on...(4 second pause)...Shame on you....(6 second pause)...Fool me...Can't get fooled again." --George W. Bush to Nashville, Tennessee audience, Sept. 17, 2002, MSNBC-TV --Politex, Sept. 17, 2002, 10 PM

to hear bush mangle that "old texas saying" click here.  

"You're free. And freedom is beautiful. And, you know, it'll take time to restore chaos and order -order out of chaos. But we will."-G. W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 13, 2003  

much more at http://www.bushwatch.org/english.htm

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