Another one of mine, drawn especially for my ... uhm....friend? He'd better appreciate them dernit. He'd better STILL be appreciating them.
I've been eating way too many candy corns, gummy worms and suckers lately. Bad girl. Bad! I need a drill sargeant. Someone to kick me right in the butt and get me remotivated. Someone to drag my butt to the gym, scream at me to get my homework done and/or study, make me have that garage sale and get organized, etc etc. I even got sort of stared at for being late to work. That never happens.
I need to kick my own self in the butt.
I don't have a mom, so I don't have anyone to kinda gently yet firmly remind me to get my butt in gear. Maybe that's what I need. Will someone adopt me? LOL
That'll be my next personal
FREE TO A GOOD MOM. Whiter than white female, 33, strong sense of responsibility, intelligent and funny with quick wit, seeks MOM. Betty Crocker figure to bake cookies with, take the kids to visit, go Christmas shopping with, and to call and bug me at will. Someone to knit me stupid-looking hats, someone to call to ask how to zest a lemon, someone who can laugh with me when my kids do something stupid, and cry with me when I realize they're growing up. Someone who'll scold me for going outside with wet hair, forgetting my jacket, wearing unmatching socks or spacing my seat belt. Someone who will like whatever I do and love my art and writing just because she loves me like that.
No need to send pics.
How's that? yee haw!!
Have a great nite guys...I'm off to beddie bye land.