For real. I have no idea who, but they're there.
Four weeks ago I had a weird feeling about Alberto's jacket hanging in my foyer (in my bedroom) so I put it away. Since then, someone very bratty has taken over my shower. All my bathroom supplies (shampoo, conditioner, razor, soap, body wash, sponge and exfoliator) mysteriously fell from their respective spots in the shower onto the shower floor, all at once. Thank goodness I was in the front of the house or I would have peed myself at all the noise all of the sudden. It made me pucker a little as it was.
Now it seems the fun thing to do is to turn the water in the shower on just enough to wake me up around 2-3 AM. Each night. I wish he'd remember we were in a drought situation and I get fined for over usage. Its just as easy to turn that darn water on during the day when I don't get so annoyed. I crank those things tight before I get out of the shower each night, and for the past few nights the water's not only dripping, its ON. The carpeting in front of the enclosure was soaked last night thanks to this little game.
My daughter was in my bedroom watching TV not too long ago and she felt someone sit next to her. Half asleep at the time, she figured it was one of the little dogs and reached down to pet him/her and realized nothing was there. I got a panicky call from the bathroom that day, too.
The bathroom's freezing too. Not see-your-breath freezing, but its cold. I wake up cold and feel like someone's there and I have to turn on Bugs Bunny or something to make the feeling go away.
So, mental note to the ghost in my bathroom: There's kinder ways to be bratty that don't involve interrupting my cherished few hours of sleep. Can't we pencil you in for say...7PM or something?
Any of y'all have spooks in your house? I'm just not sure how to deal with this.